So, as expected, Apple unveiled two new iPhones last night. One comes with a ‘C’ in its name and is made of Crappy plastic. The other is all about the ‘S’ and is Slightly obsessed with your fingerprint. I think that’s pretty much it. Something about the camera not taking blurred selfies, though nothing to stop Miley Cyrus sticking her tongue out.
The new iPhone models will be in the shops in nine markets, including the UK, from 20 Sep. Meanwhile, as also expected, Apple announced another iOS update, on 18 Sep, which, in the US of A at least, will see streaming service iTunes Radio go live. The Pandora-style streaming platform will play music especially curated for you. Possibly based on your fingerprint. Which is bad news if you’ve ever caught your finger tapping away to JLS.