And Finally

He don’t want anybody else, when Nick Cannon hears Mariah he touches himself

By | Published on Friday 14 December 2012

Nick Cannon

Well, here’s an image for you: Nick Cannon… alone… listening to the music of his wife Mariah Carey… masturbating.

Sorry, I probably should have warned you that I was going to say that. But then, any warning would have just brought about the same result. So you only have yourself to blame, really. Or Nick Cannon. Or perhaps Howard Stern. Not me though, I just want us to be clear on that.

Apparently it’s something Cannon has discussed before, but Stern brought it up when he appeared on the shock jock’s radio show earlier this week, saying: “You’ve admitted to me that you make love to Mariah’s music and that you masturbate to her music”.

Skipping entirely over the admission that Mariah Carey apparently likes to listen to her own music while having sex, Cannon said: “Absolutely, when she’s not there… I don’t light candles, but sometimes you have to be reminded of what’s at home”.

He added that Carey’s song ‘Hero’ is the one that best gets him in the mood. So, here you are:


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