And Finally

Justin Bieber pisses in a bucket and then totally shows Bill Clinton who’s boss

By Andy Malt | Published on Thursday 11 July 2013

Hey everyone, it’s time for another update in our occasional series looking at celebrity toilet habits. Are you excited? Of course you are. But first, a quick recap.

It all started with the news that NOFX frontman Fat Mike hadn’t duped an audience into drinking his urine, despite video evidence which appeared to show otherwise. Then there was the whole thing about Ke$ha’s penchant for peeing on “weird things”, and the other thing where she drank her own wee, and the fallout from all that. Plus, of course, there was that time Antony Costa was caught relieving himself on a Post Office, and that other time when Kreayshawn went a whole step further and pooed during an interview (in a toilet, it wasn’t that bad).

Both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry have also admitted in the past that they sometimes urinate in rubbish bins and buckets respectively. And it’s from the bucket file that this new story comes. Justin Bieber did a wee in a bucket. There you go, this news probably didn’t warrant such a long introduction. Or being written about at all, really. But it’s happened now, and you’ve read this far, so you might as well go with it.

TMZ has obtained a video which shows Bieber pissing in a cleaner’s bucket backstage at a club, or bar, or something, as his friends look on (one of them being the, presumably now slightly wealthier, filmer). They all have a good laugh about it too, because what’s funnier than causing a cleaner to unwittingly wipe popstar piss all over the floor? How about said popstar spraying a cleaning product at a picture of Bill Clinton and shouting, “FUCK BILL CLINTON!” as he runs away? Because that also happens in the video.

I’ll leave you now to decide which of those caused your sides to split more. See for yourself here: