And Finally

Justin Bieber smells expensive

By | Published on Tuesday 19 July 2011

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s new perfume for ladies, Someday, has generated $3 million during its first month on sale. That’s a lot of women (or more likely girls) who think a seventeen year old boy is the best person to tell them how they should smell.

Head of US department store Macy’s, Terry Lundgren told reporters: “Justin Bieber’s Someday fragrance, propelled by Justin’s incredible personal appearance at Macy’s Herald Square, has resonated with our customers, and has now become the biggest celebrity fragrance launch on record”.

When I was seventeen pretty much the only smells I could distinguish from any others were cigarette smoke, food, and my own farts, but I’m sure the Biebster is far more discerning than I was.



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