In an unparalleled feat of professionalism, Lady Gaga has been filmed conquering a fit of Bieber-esque on-stage vomiting at a concert in Barcelona. Remarkable really, especially that she manages to sing, dance and be sick all at the same time. I blame milk, and spaghetti.
So bypassing any further ridicule – because she really doesn’t deserve it – here is a vom-proof Gaga now, teetering queasily on ‘The Edge Of Glory’. I’m sure she’d want us all to watch it.