This website uses cookies so that we can provide you with the best user experience possible. Cookie information is stored in your browser and performs functions such as recognising you when you return to our website and helping our team to understand which sections of the website you find most interesting and useful.
And Finally
Lady Gaga’s perfume to smell of semen
By CMU Editorial | Published on Tuesday 22 February 2011
Until now, getting your skin to smell of blood and semen has been a fairly laborious task. Luckily, Lady Gaga has spotted a gap in the market, and has designed her new perfume accordingly.
Speaking to Sydney 2DayFM, the singer said: “The perfume smells like an expensive hooker. I wanted to extract the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures. You get the after feeling of sex from the semen and the blood is primal. It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s the sense of having me on your skin”.
I’d write more, but I really need to clean all this sick off my keyboard.
