Rose issues statement stating no statement
By CMU Editorial | Published on Tuesday 15 December 2009
Axl Rose has issued a press statement to assure us all he didn’t issue a press statement. So that’s a relief.
The remarks Axl says he wasn’t involved with related to a recent contretemps with the paparazzi at LAX Airport. After reports of a minor scuffle with the paps, a Rose spokesperson told reporters that the Guns N Roses man was “unhurt last evening when he was accosted by an unruly group of paparazzi at Los Angeles International Airport. He was not injured during the unprovoked attack”.
But, for reasons we’re not really sure of, Axl wants it to be known he didn’t approve any statement on the matter, and has now issued a statement that reads: “I did not release any statement or authorise either any statement or anyone to release a statement regarding anything at any airport anywhere”.
So, that’s that matter resolved. Well, until the statement denying the issuing of a statement denying the issuing of a statement.
The new statement from Rose concludes: “And to any publications running this; please feel free to tack on whatever negative agenda supporting nonsense you generally do. After all, it’s only someone else’s livelihood. You media police state, no fun, spoil sport, communist bastards”.
Actually, if it’s all the same with you Axl, I shan’t.