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This Just-in: Bieber on sex (or not) and Jerry

By | Published on Tuesday 22 May 2012

Justin Bieber

So, what do you want first, Justin Bieber’s sex life or Justin Bieber’s cock? Because both seemingly came up, as it were, during a recent interview with the Sunday Times.

Well, the paper’s interviewer brought up sex briefly, but failed to score any scoops (or any information whatsoever) as the pop teen predictably and sensibly waved on the unnecessary intrusion into his personal life with a simple “next question”. Denying made up paternity claims aside, overt references to sex and sexual matters in interviews is not part of the Bieber brand of course, otherwise there’d be no room in the market for some slightly more candid British boy bands, which would never do.

Bieber did discuss his genitalia though, noting that the Beliebers have apparently started referring to his penis as ‘Jerry’. In the Biebster’s words: “The fans named my penis ‘Jerry’… which is funny”. Funny indeed, though surely Scooter, that’s another business venture right there – I expect the ‘Justin & Jerry’ cartoon series to be on the air within the year. There’s always YouTube if Nickelodeon passes.



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