Thursday 9 July 2009, 11:27 | By

Timberblake to write golf book

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Justin Timberlake is going to write a book about golf. It could be the most tedious book in history. Though it’s true Ronan Keating’s autobiography makes life difficult for anyone aiming for that achievement. The book will apparently be about Timberlake’s passion for the sport, and the various games he’s played against other celebrities. Further proof of the need for my proposed law which bans celebrities from branching out of the genre they’re famous for. I mean, I know I don’t have to buy it, but think of the trees.

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